I know we write a lot of stuff on this site, but what happened the day before yesterday, really happened and was so crazy I had to write about it, as long as nobody knows who I am, it's okay!! LOL We have done some crazy things together but I never thought we would actually be seen doing it. I was so embarrassed, but not Jim, he's still laughing about it. As I told you before he is 57 and I am 47, since we got together our sexual appetites have gone off the charts. We just never seem to get tired of each other. It started the other night about 2 AM, we are at my house, he wakes me up, mind you we just went to sleep about 12 hour before. Why did he wake me up? For some reason this man had to have pancakes, and they had to be from IHOP. I felt like slapping the shit out of him, He was already dressed I fluffed my hair and threw on my trench coat over my gown and slipped on some sandals. He looks at me, Lady, you something else, you would look good in anything. Yeah yeah, I said, you better say something nice waking me 5 minutes after I go to sleep after you have humped me for hours. Shut up and come on he said, I told you about telling me to shut up, I answered. We jumped in the car. As I get in the car my coat hikes up, he grabs a handful of softness, grabbing hair and all. He's pulling, gonna shut up he asks, let go I'm yelling, I pinch his arm, he let's go and we go on to IHOP. We get in a booth, not many people there at 2:30 in the AM. We order and the food comes. We sit next to each other, I open my coat so I can eat. I am sitting there eating and his hand is going up my gown resting on my softness, I whisper stop, afraid to push his hand away lest someone see where it was. He is looking at me grinning, moving his fingers further into my soft edges, , shit it's starting to feel good, I move to the edge of my seat his fingers are in, the waitress comes by and fills my coffee cup, his fingers moving, do you need anything else she asks, he has to answer I can't say anything but shake my head, no.
I am starting to leak, he pulls out his fingers and wipes them on the pancake and eats it, I almost choked laughing, I look at him you're a nasty old fool, , just so nasty, he's still grinning at me chewing on the pancake. I said, what the hell am I doing with you, I use to be respectable. Well Lady he says those days are over. We look at each other and bust out laughing making everyone look at us.
He says, I'm still hungry I'm going under the table and get me a little, don't you dare I said, Jim people will notice you are missing, don't do it.
He laughs, if I really thought I could get away with it I would he says, yes, I know I know, I answer. I must admit my softness was warm now tingling from the finger action. We get coffee to go and leave. Where in the parking lot, remember the Mall he says, oh yeah I remember I said , we hop in the back seat, laughing, he unzips and I sit down on his hard thingy, we are pumping like crazy, maybe it was the night air, but we were playing like crazy, a cop car pulls in. I jump up and out the back seat grab my coffee so they see I came out the IHOP they look our way but go inside. Okay that's it lets go home, I said. We get in the front seat, he leans over to me kissing me he has the softest lips, places his hand between my legs, open up Lady, I do and his fingers enter me, my arms around his neck moaning in his ear, ssssssssss shit that's good, mmmmm yes oh yes, I hold him tight trying not to yell out as I cum.
He sticks his fingers in his mouth and smiles at me.
He says to me boy Lady you are a greedy greedy woman, play you I said and shake my head .
We are on our way home, he turns down towards a little known area near the water where there are rocks and benches. We sit holding hands and looking at the water each in out own thoughts. The next thing I know I'm in the back seat with him between my legs eating my softness so playing good. ooooo Baby suck that softness, oh yeah, suck it Baby oooooo that's good, I've got to remember to get you pancakes more often. His hands have my softness spread open and he's stiff tongue is playing me. I grab his head and shove my softness into his face squirting like crazy. He unzips and shoves his thingy into me, playing me hard and fast, I have one leg over the back of the front seat, he's grunting in my ear, my hands on his soft place pushing him further into my softness, telling him, yeah baby get it, get it all, that's right baby get your softness, take it, that's right Baby play your softness, ooooo shove that big thingy in your softness harder baby, harder , shit it's so playing big.
oh yeah play that's so good, give me my thingy, I want it all, I pushing up, grinding hard against him, Damn Lady he said you get me so playing crazy, shut up and play me I said.
I mean we lost our minds out there in the night air. I'm cumming lady, I'm cumming, come on you big thingy bastard, fill my softness, he blows ughhhhhhh, taking me over the edge with him. We lay there catching our breath. Shit Lady, what the hell are you doing to me, he asked, doing to you, doing to you, I said you the one always shoving something into me, it's either your fingers your tongue, that nasty old thingy, you the one shoving into me all the damn time, yeah, well that may be so, he says but you provoke me. He zips up we get in the front, he starts to drive off, a cop car comes in front of us, my heart is beating fast , what do they want? The cop rolled up on my side, It was one young cop, he motioned for me to roll down the window, which I did, he leaned over, and he yelled I'm only going to tell you once, I better never catch you two out here again doing what I saw you doing, shame, shame.
I wanted to slink down in my seat but I couldn't move. If I do, the cop continued, I am going to take you both in and then I'm going to call your parents, the cop starts laughing, blows his horn and drives off.
I turned and punched Jim in the arm, you son of a bitch I said, he saw us, Jim just went hysterical with laughter.
Come on Lady let's go, the night is still young.
I looked at him and just shook my head. |
